Put Your Business on the Biggest Screen in the Living Room
Social media is noisy. Premium television is undeniable. AlyCat's Media bypasses the feed and places your brand directly onto the AlyCat's TV Broadcast Network.
Secure your ad placement today and start broadcasting the moment we go live next to some of your favorite Music Artist and Actors.
30 & 60-Sec Commercials
High-energy, broadcast-quality placements designed to hook the viewer and drive immediate action. Dominate your local market with undeniable authority.
The 3-Minute VOD Doc
A premium cinematic segment that tells the real story behind your brand. Build ultimate trust and easily justify your high-ticket pricing to affluent customers.
24/7 Linear TV
Lock in your Founding Partner rate now. AlyCat's TV is expanding to a 24/7 live network. Secure your placement before the live channel drops and ad rates Triple.
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Frequently Asked Questions
How does the "Shoppable TV" QR code work?
Every ad placed on AlyCat's TV can feature a dedicated QR code on-screen. When viewers point their phone at their TV, they are taken directly to your website, product page, or booking link—turning a passive commercial into immediate action.
Do I need to produce my own commercial?
If you already have a high-quality 30 or 60-second spot, we can get it on the air immediately! If you don't have video assets yet, or if you purchase our Tier 2 package, we will help handle the production of your premium 3-Minute VOD Mini-Documentary.
Where can viewers watch AlyCat's TV?
AlyCat's TV is accessible globally through Roku devices, which are currently active in over 80 million households. We offer a massive, unfiltered platform specifically tailored for the cannabis lifestyle and consumption community.
How fast can my brand go live?
Once your video assets are approved and your placement tier is secured, your brand can be broadcasting to the AlyCat's TV network in as little as 5 to 7 business days.
Secure Your Broadcast Spot
Fill out the form below and our team will contact you to discuss availability and ad packages.
Bring Your Content to Roku
Looking to expand your audience beyond the algorithm? We are scouting talent for the AlyCat's TV Network. Join our risk-free 6-Month Broadcast Trial and audition for a permanent paid contract.
Zero-Cost Entry
Pay $0 for broadcast time, distribution, or platform hosting. This is a risk-free 6-month evaluation phase to see how your content performs on the big screen.
100% IP Ownership
Our agreement is non-exclusive. You retain total creative control and copyright, meaning you can continue monetizing your content on YouTube, Patreon, and TikTok.
Earn a Contract
Hit our viewership benchmarks during your trial to unlock a Tier 1 Retroactive Buyout or a Tier 2 Permanent Premium Spot paid at a flat rate per episode.
Submit Your Channel
Apply for the 6-Month Trial Phase. A talent agent will review your content and reach out if you're a fit for the network.
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